Total Medals Earned: 60 (From 7 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,030 Points
Medals Earned: 25/100 (320/2,000 points)
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
01 - Eat kid
00B - Use level select
04 - Get the map
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
00E - Use a continue
03 - Execute the Fatality move
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
04 - Get the compass
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
02 - Defeat Jaws
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
04 - Get the ladder
01 - Throw kid body
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
01 - Defeat boss
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
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07 - Get Machine Gun
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
07 - Get Flame Gun
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
06 - Get hit by a laser
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
07 - Kill showering guy
07 - Get Spread Gun
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
05 - Jump off the top rope
07 - Kill Robocop
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
04 - Get turned into a snail
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
04 - Kill Aquamentus
01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
07 - Destroy Krangby
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
04 - Kill Manhandla
06 - Defeat Megabobo
04 - Get the beef
06 - Defeat Robobobo
07 - Defeat Krang
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
07 - Kill giant Kirby
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
06 - Pick up an extra life
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Medals Earned: 9/20 (110/460 points)
Kill 8 Aliens
Blow up 3 cars
Fully upgrade your pistol
Fully upgrade your health
Save 3 survivors
Find 1 secret area
Shoot out 10 lights
Kill 111 aliens
Blow up 15 cars
Fully upgrade your shotgun
Fully upgrade your gas mask
Fully upgrade your flame thrower
Kill 10 crows
Fully upgrade your sub machine gun
Trash 54 trashcans
Save 11 survivors
Find all 18 secret areas
Kill 50 crows
Shoot out 128 lights
Complete all chapters
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/490 points)
Fully upgrade your grenade launcher
Fully upgrade your laser cannon
Save 20 survivors
Kill 60 leapers
Destroy 10 mech suits
Destroy 4 UFOs
Kill 25 soldiers
Kill 60 aliens
Get 500 points in Blastoid
Find all 15 secret areas
Kill 200 enemies
Complete the game
Destroy 50 lights, 25 trash
Medals Earned: 3/7 (80/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Break out the badass way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (60/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (55/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 17/20 (395/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Find the hidden button
Play over 2 hours
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